Here at the Wandering Eye HQ, we love a moustachioed man. During this mornings emergency meeting, the board of directors (me, myself and I) were in agreement for the first time in months....moustaches are numero uno in our Rhyme nor Reason log book! Substantial and sculpted at the top of the list. Add a bit of military finery and/or a boutonniere for extra credit points.
All from here.