Even though I'm not much of a sports fan I do appreciate an athlete in a well-fitting uniform...I've had to sit through many a sports game surrounded by peanut shells in beer soaked stadiums or raucous fans in beer soaked bars and since I'm not one to feign interest convincingly I've gained an appreciation of the sports uniform...specifically how said uniform fits the male form. Most recently, I've endured copious amounts of World Cup action and, I admit, I have been seduced by the multi-culti competition not to mention ample toned leg in short short visuals. Still, this here is the type of soccer match I would gladly buy a ticket for....front row center please! Pass the warm, watery beer and that jumbo bag of peanuts in the shell! Oh....wait...I believe these are rugby players....oops. Oh well, close enough.